Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Wanted Husband

A Girl posts an ad in newspaper for her Life-partner .
"Need a person who never leaves me, never beats me
& can satisfy me on bed"
Next day a guy with no arms & legs knocks at her
Girl: who are You..??
Guy: I want to be your husband.
Girl: You don't fit for that.
Guy: I don't have arms, So i can't beat you..! I don't
have legs, so i can't leave you.
Girl: How can u satisfy me on bed?
Guy: How do u think i knocked the door ;)

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