Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Sardar ka Wrong Number

Sardar calls from delhi 2 his wife in chandigarh.
SERVENT picked d phone.
Sardar-memsab se baat karao.
SERVENT-wo to sahab k sath kamre me he.
Sardar-par sahab to me hu,
... SERVENT-ab me kya karu?
Sardar-maar de dono ko me hold karta hu.
AFTER killing SERVENT-lasho ka kya karu?
Sardar-ghar k piche k swiming pool me phenk k bhaag ja.
SRVNT-par hamare ghar me to swimming pool hi nahi he.
Sardar-kaha se bol rahe ho?
Srvnt-Ludhiana
Sardar-OH SORRY, wrong number"

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