A Girl posts an ad in newspaper for her Life-partner . "Need a person who never leaves me, never beats me & can satisfy me on bed" Next day a guy with no arms & legs knocks at her door. Girl: who are You..?? Guy: I want to be your husband. Girl: You don't fit for that. Guy: I don't have arms, So i can't beat you..! I don't have legs, so i can't leave you. Girl: How can u satisfy me on bed? Guy: How do u think i knocked the door ;)
Sardar calls from delhi 2 his wife in chandigarh. SERVENT picked d phone. Sardar-memsab se baat karao. SERVENT-wo to sahab k sath kamre me he. Sardar-par sahab to me hu, ... SERVENT-ab me kya karu? Sardar-maar de dono ko me hold karta hu. AFTER killing SERVENT-lasho ka kya karu? Sardar-ghar k piche k swiming pool me phenk k bhaag ja. SRVNT-par hamare ghar me to swimming pool hi nahi he. Sardar-kaha se bol rahe ho? Srvnt-Ludhiana Sardar-OH SORRY, wrong number"